DEAD motherfucker. Right bout now. Omg.
LMAOOOOO FUCK. just FELL out laughing
This shit is hilarious!!!
(Source: thefrogman)
DEAD motherfucker. Right bout now. Omg.
LMAOOOOO FUCK. just FELL out laughing
This shit is hilarious!!!
(Source: thefrogman)
ATOP A ROUGH SHINY GLOBE I GRIND.
BELIEVING INSANELY IN MY CRY, “FUCK THE WORLD”.
I MOAN LOUDER THAN THE ROAR OF THE SEA AND THE WAVES CLIMACTIC THUDS.
EROSION MELTS THE ROCKS INTO BEIGE METALLIC SAND.
SANDS THAT ARE MOLDED WITH THE FIRE OF MY DESIRES.
FORMING A THICK GLASS FOR THE ATMOSPHERE TO GLANCE THROUGH.
JUDGE MY ACTIONS IF IT PLEASES YOU…
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, I WILL CONTINUE TO DO WHAT PLEASES ME.
LOVING THE VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS THAT SPEW FROM MY LOINS.
ONLY TO SLOW FROM THE DIZZINESS INFLICTED BY MY VORACIOUS AXIS SPIN.
I MUST BE DILIGENT IN MY EFFORTS TO REMAIN FULFILLED.
QUENCHING MY THIRST JUST AS THE RAIN DAMPENS THE LUSH HILLSIDES.
THE LOCAL WINDS BLOW AGAINST MY BACK LOVINGLY AND I WILL NOT RESIST.
I WILL FIND NEW WAYS TO STRADDLE THE THE LANDS AND REMAIN SATISFIED.
-KMH
Every morning is different. I believe I know what each hour will hold yet I continue to straddle a new challenge. I list them now as things I must overcome instead of things that will sadden me. I can not wallow in pools of sorrow and pity. The wrinkle it leaves on my skin is worthless and has no purpose. I’ve sat on the sand sidelines of others for far too long. Giving a understanding ear to their bellows of despair. Not anymore. I will strut through the challenges of the day. I will not allow the gust of melancholy to wither my face. Contentment will lead to a happiness known only by those with wealth of the soul. A plentiful state that I know one day will befall me.
-KMH
If I thought punching people in the face and breaking shit would actually change things I would have no problem doing it. I have a bit of sense lingering around my insanity so I will resume regular social etiquette. My problems with rage are crippling me. Speeding up my dying process. “Me and my burdened black heart”, are arguing about the next move. Dying should not be that move.
The rules don’t really apply becasue I joined Facebook late and all my damn friends did this without me…bastards!!!
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, likes or dislikes, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your home page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.
1. If I were a drink I’d be called a Cocky Bastard. It would be a mix of Red Koolaid, Top-self Vodka, Lemon and whole cherries. The ice would have to be blended and the cherry and lemon would be a really gay garnish on one of those pirate swords like at Denny’s.
2. I love Love. Being in love, loving people who deserve it.
3. I just barely learned how to give without accepting anything back, sounds selfish but until I was 25 I was kind shitty when it came to giving just for the pleasure of giving. I would secretly be mad because I would give BIG and get back little.
4. At work people think I’m an over achiever but Sadly I feel I don’t do enough. I wish I knew computers like Brian and Chris. I wish I had patience like Amelia and Kumiko. I wish I knew how to see the silver lining like Vero..lol. Robert can bounce back from any situation, while I take things to heart. I need to work on my emotions and listening to people.
5. I can not go through the day without showering or bathing. I am obsessive about washing my ass. I will miss work or anything if I can not shower right before I go.
6. My love for soaps and scents is so insane that if I didn’t have money( really poor) I would probably begin stealing them.
7. My bestfriend in the whole world is in Jail right now because he got caught in drugs so bad and I cling so tight to my friends now because I don’t want to lose the bonds I made in the last 5 years since he has been estranged from me. I miss him. *The Fam* as they are called loosely Ruthie,Fona, Bruce, Jim,Bubs, Dee,Raul, Moi,April, Max,Jose, JJ, Rik…I love getting shit faced and laughing with you guys.
8.I still drink to get over my problems. I enjoy the numbness. Yet I would never admit to being an alcoholic because I have a job. That makes it sound even worse right…lol
9. I love being with my friends because I feel important around them, in my family I was always the middle child and I didn’t get a lot of fanfare, I also think being Gay didn’t help.
10. When I was younger I was a nerd because I liked to read and write and once I learned that those things made me incredible I honed in on my abilities and made people look stupid with my wit, sarcasm and insane quips.
11. I love my nieces and newphews to no end, I spoiled them like crazy and now that I have my son ( with my girl) I talk about him like crazy. He is the wonder midget and we have a strange bond that I pray will never go away and just get stronger.
12. Ruthie… well Iv’e loved alot of women but there is no word for what I feel for her. I know all of you guys thought…”it’s just sex”…”it won’t work”..”all the drama is’nt worth it”…SHIT I DO TO MOST DAYS..but I am insane for her.
13.In junoir high I use to hang out wit Taggers and do “artwork” on busses, and my father worked for RTD…not good.
14. I still find men attractive but do not want to get it crackin with any of them!!!
15. I am a foodie but I am very picky for a fat person.
16. I am in that rare group of black women that like Alternative music. When my black friends ride in the car with me and KROQ is on they give me this shady look. Then they go through my IPOD and ask if I stole it from the Airport…(aint that a bitch)
17. I’ve been over weight since about 4th or 5th grade and the times where I lost dramatic weight there after really didn’t make me a better person, I was even more cocky and arrogant. I just want to be healthier now.
18. Oddly enough I am much more feminine than I let on. In my dreams I do not have a penis..ROFL.
19.I thinking Kissing is a lost artform.
20.I am not ready to deal with my parents dying but I know it will happen and I cry about it sometimes.
21. I have an oral fixation…don’t ask.
22. I may have restless leg syndrome.
23. I’ve never done cocaine but have sold the trees.
24. I am a writer by nature and have written literally hundreds of poems and short stories. I have even written books for woman. ( woman the #1 killer of lesbians) I feel free when I write.
25. I will do anything once if I truly believe I will get something out of it.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
LIVE MUSIC.BEER.FRIENDS.LOVE. IT VARIES.
THIS PHOTO PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP EVERYTHING THAT I AM. I HAVE TO FILE ABOUT 79 PERCENT OF THE THINGS IN MY LIFE UNDER FUCK IT. I HAVE TO WORK ON THE WEEKEND, WHAT CAN I DO BUT SAY FUCK IT. I RAN OUT OF BEER ON FOOTBALL SUNDAY…FUCK IT. I’M TOO FAT TO GET ON SOME OF THE RIDES AT KNOTTS… FILE THAT UNDER FUCK IT. AS I HAVE GOTTEN OLDER I HAVE REALLY BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF LETTING GO. THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN CHANGE OR EVEN TRY TO ALTER BUT MOST THINGS YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER. EITHER THE SITUATION INVOLVES AN IDIOT WHO CAN NOT FATHOM THE IDEA YOU ARE TRYING TO CONVEY OR IT’S A LIFE ISSUE. GOD DIDN’T MAKE THE CLOUDS POUR BEER INSTEAD OF RAIN. HE DIDN’T CREATE JOBS TO BE AS EXCITING AND FULFILLING AS GOOD SEX.(UNLESS YOU ARE A PORN STAR) NOR DID HE CHOOSE TO MAKE VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE CANDY. (LETS JUST SAY I’D BE HEALTHY IF THAT WAS THE CASE.) I CAN SAY HE GAVE US THE POWER OF NOT CARING. SOMETIMES WE NEGLECT HOW INTENSE AND WONDERFUL THE POWERS WE HOLD ARE. IN MY OFFICE I CURRENTLY HAVE 3 PEOPLE OUT ON A VARYING RANGE OF FMLA STATUS’. IT HAS VIRTUALLY CRIPPLED OUR MANPOWER AND THE 5 PEOPLE THAT ARE HERE NOW HAVE BEEN ON A VERY TIGHT ROTATION. I HAVE CHOSEN TO INVOKE THE FUCK IT FILING SYSTEM. THUS FAR IT HAS ASSISTED ME IN SEVERAL STRESSFUL ENCOUNTERS HERE IN THE OFFICE. TODAY HAS GONE SWIMMINGLY AND I WILL BE USING THE SYSTEM IN OTHER ARENAS OF MY LIFE. DEALING WITH FAMILY, PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THEY ARE MY FRIENDS WHO I CAN GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT AND CREDITORS.